♥ Monday, April 7, 2008
Michelle wore heels to college.
I hate it!!!
The word HEELS, MICHELLE and COLLEGE just wouldn't go well in a sentence!!
Michelle wore a pair of heels to college today.
Looks wrong ok!
The amount of times I wore heels to college is fewer than the amount of armpit hair you have.
The first time I wore heels a.k.a wedges to college, we had to climb so many flights of stairs and had to walk from Africa to China. sheesshhh..
By the time I got home, my legs were so numb that I thought I left them in college.
The second time I tried wearing heels to college,
My lovely little heels broke off when I was just about to get in boyfriend's car as we were leaving for college.
Potong stim sial.
The third time I wore heels to college was this morning.
Guess what?
I had fucking walk from India to Egypt to Northpole to meet Santa.
*Gah!!*
Seriously. First I thought class was at Wisma HELP and then I just realised that the Degree students were having their exams there so we Alevels student had to shift over to the Main Block temporarily.
The classes where like at the other end of the world where pigs flies and frogs sings. Seriously lor.
Had to walk like a zillion kilometers just to get to class.
Babiness.
After one class we had to go back to Wisma HELP to attend my next class.
Screw it man!
By the time I got back to my class, my legs were full of blisters and it was superb painful. ='(
There was nothing I could do except to pretend to walk as if I was in America's Next top model show.
Moral of the story:
NEVER EVER EVER EVER put the word Michelle, Heels and College in a sentence.