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♥ Saturday, May 26, 2007
Pirates rules.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 wasn't really impressive.

In fact I'd prefer the second movie (the dead man's chest) better than any other POTC movie. So disappointing. Oh well, maybe I've put a lil too high expectation on POTC. =/



Went to Times Square with a whole bunch of ex-high school friend.

13 of us in total. gee.. sounds more like a field trip.. oh.. You know.. like what we used to do when we were younger... one whole rombongan of kids talking and laughing LOUDLY. =.="



Let me list them out.

Nina, Moggie, Prash, Ash, Acap, Harish, Anunu, Jolene, Juney, Choo, Sanggi, Nidish and me..



High lights of the day.

Anunu who has the habit of whacking every one's ass was a lil hyper that day because she was meeting her 'special' friend after being apart for 3 months.

SO while we were all on the escalator heading to KLCC, I saw Anunu's hand raised up high to whack someone in front of me.
"oh there goes, whacking Juney's ass again." I told myself.


Then
PIAK.
A rather loud sound effect followed up right after the action.

Anunu started laughing uncontrollably.

The person infront of me turned behind to look at Anunu and she said.

" I am so shocked!"

It took a moment before Anunu (and the rest of us) actually realise.



"OH MY GOD!!! I am so so so sorry!!! I thought you were my friend!! I'm so sorry.." Anunu kept apologizing again and again and again.

Ape tunggu lagi? I was right behind laughing my bloody ass off la.

wakakakaka.



For no reason je that poor woman kena molested by Anunu. And that was a pretty loud and hard smack man. It was so nice of the women to just smile and walk off. If I were her, I 'd think it is some ham sap old uncle doing that and my first reaction would be to take off my heels and whack that right into the person's face for being so downright rude. =X hehe.



After the movie and lunch everyone went by seperate way. Moggie and I went walking around doing a lil shopping.

P/s: I'm not happy with what a few people did. Going home WITHOUT informing us just to have alco is not a blardy reason. Dun give me shits man.

Gotta pack my stuff now. gonna leave for Penang in a couple of hours for a few days.
*cheeerrrsss*


Loved at 5:52 PM

♥ Thursday, May 24, 2007
lalala-deedee-doooo





I'm feeling better after emo-ing yesterday.
Was in the mood of camwhoring today.
No makeups on at all!!
P/s: I wrote the word 'BITCH' on the cig but don't think its noticeable.
I'm not a slut. I was just BORED. haha. =p


Loved at 10:24 PM


Fug Pissy-fying can?


I am ma hai pissed now.
Don't irritate me ....please la hor.
I feel like fucking someone inside out!!!!
For what you ask me?
FOR WORLD PEACE LA. blardy idiot.
Oh please pardon the not so decent language.
I feel like going out for a run then cry myself to sleep.. Anyone care to accompany?
MY BLARDY FUCKING MSN IS SO FUCKING FUCKED UP AND I BLOODY CANT SIGN IN.
Im depressed.
greeeeaaattttt... I can't chat. I can't do nothing.
Staying at home all day long is seriously driving me nuts. Everyone is in college or in school so who am I suppose to hang out with?
Oh.. teacher teacher!! I know I know * raises hand*
Me. Myself & I.
*roll eyes*
bah. gah.
I won't be suprise if I end up one day in a mental hospital. I'm not kidding.. Its seriously torturing. I can't take it anymore....Futher more.. I'm not the kind of person who can actually sit at home all day long doing nothing. I CAN'T.
P/s : S.O.S ..SAVE ME. SOMEBODY.
I'm enrolling into HELP's Alevels in arts for their July intake. I can't wait to go college. Can't wait to start studying. Can't wait to GO OUT.
Tho I know the consequences I might face. I know I'll regret one day for saying those words. =)
SAVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEE......................


Loved at 6:59 AM

♥ Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Picnic.

Surprisingly no one blogged about our picnic the other day.
*ngeh* All pigs.

So it was last Saturday that we wanted to go on an outing. But due to some financial problem a.k.a broke a.k.a pokai, we decided to do something cheap-easy-convenient-fun.. and taa-daaa.. someone came up with the brilliant idea. PICNIC.

Nina, Jolene, Juney, Erica, Moggie and I went picnicking on a beautiful (or rather not cause it rained earlier) Saturday evening at lake titiwangsa overlooking the gorgeous view of KL and the eye on Malaysia.! =)

Aiyar.. damn lazy to blog. I'll let the pictures do the talking .


The apples I picked to bring along for the picnic.



The six ladies. Having a oh-so-high-class picnic by the lake. And blardy hell. They had to make me sit in front so that they can all hid behind me and made me look SO HUMONGOUSLY FAT in this picture.. o.O... geee.. thanks people. *roll eyes*
It was a potluck thingy. So everyone brought a lil of something. I brought fruits and a tiny bottle of wine. I know right a bit weird to bring wine to a picnic. But.... my wish la!!!! I can even bring a whole cow if I want to okay.

Random pic of Erica. I think she was pointing at some hot guy. =p
Indian. Malay. Chinese. Yet we click. =)
So much fun we had! Before we could realise, it was already dark and had to go back. What a pity.
A view of the eye on Malaysia from our picnic spot. Me lurve the sky!




Loved at 1:30 AM

♥ Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Pathetic me.

Was having a decent-like-always-conversation with Juney on MSN.

-Juney- says: whatcha up to?
๏ мıтсн тнє ωıтсн ๏ says: chatting.. reading blogs
๏ мıтсн тнє ωıтсн ๏ says: shit weh i have NOTHING to do at all.
๏ мıтсн тнє ωıтсн ๏ says: its so boring
-Juney- says: hahaha...
-Juney- says: Blog la!

Okay. Juney suggested me to blog since I was half dead suffocating due to too much boredom.*panting.. screams for oxygen.. panting.. panting*

I commanded my brain to think of something to write about.
...................Brain processing...............
...................searching for data................
.........lllllllllllllllllllllll 50% loading.................
.........lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ...... 100 % .. DONE.

Results : FAILed.

'The brain is unable to scan for anything to write about due to the malfunction of your brain cells.'
Please kindly try again later.


FAILURE!! FAILED..Even my brain is DEAD. * screams* I don't even remember doing anything interesting today besides eating and sleeping and eating and sleeping. I'm such a pig. *sheessshhh*
I can feel the fats building up so fast in me that even the speed of light travels slower than that... =.='

Excuse me. I think I need to go dig my own grave now and crave my own tomb stone now. tata~


Loved at 4:08 AM

♥ Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Jiwang me. Nina kim

Amalina binti Baharom a.k.a Nina.

Just realise I've never posted a picture of her before.
A girl who plays an important role in my life.
My bestie.
Sits next to me in class. Always the smart ass. Always number one in class.
The editor of the school's magazine.
The girl who loves Korean. A vegetarian.
A dentist cum orthodontic wanna be. She looks Chinese while I look Malay.She loves Asians while I love Caucasians or rather white.

My ever so faithful jogging partner.
We love talking till late night on the phone. From the colours we love till the hottest guy around.
We console each other whenever we are down. She cries over the phone each time she is depressed or under pressure.
I love her attitude. She stands firm with the thoughts. High determination makes me admire her more.
Very down to earth and not forgetting her roots.
I just realise we've never fought before and I seriously meant
NEVER

.

Just want her to know that I love her to bits.


Loved at 5:29 AM

♥ Monday, May 14, 2007
Insulted lagi.

I think I want to get a job again.
Sitting at home bumming makes me feel fat.
Okay, I know right FAT is not a feeling. >.<"
But heck! I FEEL FAT.
I feel like a complete full time pig.
Waking up at 1 p.m everyday, having lunch at 3p.m and I'll laze around the couch with a book and the remote control hand in hand.
But I seriously.. honestly.. really enjoy being bored. =p

I WANT A REAL LEGAL DRIVING
LICENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No seriously. I passed my undang test ages ago. And been driving illegally since god knows when la..
Drove a few of my friend out for yamcha again today. Bumped into a few policemen.
*shits!* as I screamed to myself.
"Okay okay. Buat muke control. Act as if I'm innocent."
=p

I guess it worked. The policemen just smiled at me and I moved on. Phewwwwwwwww....
hehe.. So we went around exploring roads and ended up in some place which I have the LEAST IDEA where.

Me : Eh die. Where is this place?
Stephanie : Dunno.
Me : Okay.. Can turn in here or not?

I asked as I was turning into this one way road. Not aware of the road sign.
Chee Wai : WOIT! kenot leh! Can't you read the sign NO ENTRY?"
Stephanie : Yalar.. dunno how u pass undang last time also. *shakes head*
Me : oh okok. EH DON'T INSULT ME OK. I GOT FULL MARKS FOR MY UNDANG LAST TIME OK! =.="


Tiu. Do I look that stupid meh? Luckily they didn't piss me off for the second time or else I'd tell them get off the car and ditch them beside the road, let them find their own way back. *heh!*I just didn't notice the stupid tiny signboard that all ok! Just ter-wrong once sudah kena from them. Everybody does mistake right?

Mission impossible before starting college :

GET A GAWD DAYM DRIVING LICENCE.


Loved at 8:50 AM

♥ Sunday, May 13, 2007
Mommie's day

Most of the people whom I'm close to knows pretty well that I can't get along well with my mom.
We are just like Osama and Bush. We fight like cats and dogs over everything.

She just disagrees with me from the way I dress to the amount of clothes I have to the friends I mix with to the.. OKAY..I better stop or the list will go on and on.

One simple reason :
Because we don't think alike or even bother trying to
think alike.
But I still LOVE her.
I do. Sincerely from the bottom of my heart. If only she knew the truth.
Oh well..

It is Mother's day today so I decided to do something nice.

" So what you want to have for dinner tonight? MY TREAT."
" Okay, lets go to the five star hotel for buffet."
" WHAT? Wanna pay for the parking itself oso not enough money la
!"
See.. gilerrrrr ambil kesempatan. =.="
She thinks I'm earning big cash.
Anyway, we ended up having dinner at some I-forgot-the-name Restaurant @ Damansara Utama.

And it was MY TREAT ok. Kinda cost a bom... but it is alright since Mother's day only come by once in a while.

Love you to bits mommie.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.


Loved at 10:42 AM

♥ Saturday, May 12, 2007
Catching up.

Slept at 4 a.m last night. Woke up this morning screaming again. Then I started cursing.
" Crap crap crap. Shit Shit Shit. Late already. Suppose to meet up at 11 am!!!! "
But I still manage to reach there around 12.30pm. Which was consider fast because I usually take more than an hour to get ready and another hour to get to the destination. =.="

Yup. Kah Leong wanted to make a suprise belated birthday cum lunch gathering for his beloved gal, Swee Ling.
So nice to see all the high school friends again. I miss school. =(


*cheesse*
Clock wise from most left : Danial skaters. Kah Leong. Sweet Swee Ling. Iforgothername. Juney. Jolene & me.
Everybody lets say together!
Awwwwwwww..
Don't they just look so sweet together. hehe. *envious stare* Wonder whats taking the shipping compony so long to ship in my boyfriend.. Hurmsss.. *doinks* LOL.

P/s : The oreo cheese cake was superb yummy. Thanks.
.
After waving goodbye, June, Jolene and I went over to KLCC where we met up with Erica for our hangout session at Starbucks. All of us had been so busy with god-knows-what so it felt real nice to sit down and spend some quality time together chatting and catching up with each other's life..

Me. Erica. Jolene. Juney @ Starbucks KLCC.
I'M SO BROKE NOW THAT I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO BUY A SWEET. =.="





Loved at 12:24 PM


Historical town of Malacca.

Pictures from the Malacca trip. AGAIN
The sky was so blueeeyyy..
No clouds at all.
So hot.
I almost died.
Dehydration.

Jonker street.
Dataran Pahlawan.Chan Ye in grandpa's car.
There. a picture of you as promised.
" Lu song tiu ho."
=p



Loved at 5:07 AM

♥ Friday, May 11, 2007
Malacca trip.

Here goes a few pictures from my trip to the Historical Town of Malacca.

It rained through out the whole journey from KL all the way to Malacca.
Once we reached my grandparents house I called Chan Ye and suprisingly he found his way to my grandparents place. Skills weh. He then drove us to the beach after much persuding from me. muahahah.

And O.M.G.. I meant like oh mah fucking gawd.. The beach was so dirty that none of us dare to soak our pretty feets in it and the massive poulliton was such a turn off. The sea water was literally black and guess what?

WE FOUND A DEAD CHICKEN AND A DEAD RAT ON THE BEACH.

shit weh. For all you know, we've been eating fishes that feeds on dead cropes. *yucks* excuse me. I think I need to go to the loo to puke.

So the next day we went visiting around Malacca town. The previous day it was raining like bloody crap and it was FUCKING hot on the day we went out. I think I can fry an egg on the road. =.="

We went to some museum, the red building ( I forgot the name la.), clock tower, St. Paul's hill, Jonker street and got la some other places which I'm lazy to think of.
We look so tiny here. Me and Jolene. Trust me, we were sweating like PIGS.

Me and Chan ye. The cannon thingy looks so cute.

After much walking around, we had to stop to have lunch. And taa-daa.. the oh-so-famous Chicken rice ball!! Chan ye took a picture at 1st

"eiyer.. look like fish ball la."
"okok.. take again.."

The outcome.....


okay la.. still pass... now it looks more like rice balls.

More camwhoring with Chan Ye.

Look at Jolene's superb mood change. Dapat makan je terus happy gilerrrr.. so cute >.<

Then we proceed to Jonker Street and I went into this antique shop. Suddenly I spotted this sign near their toilet.

TIU. Wanna pee oso so expensive wan ah? What they think their toilet made out of GOLD izzit? Pee already must be sincere wan meh? ish.I'd rather get a bottle and pee in a corner la!!!

Or even better.. Guys use rubber band to tie and girls use stopper. =.="Either way, I just won't pay ONE FREAKING BUCK just to go in an old-junk 100000 year old toilet.

And here comes a few picture of my favorite lil car owned by my grandpa.. I shall proudly present..

The old junk yellow Volkswagen.

Chan ye :" Eh, your grandpa should ask Digi company
if he can help them advertise DIGI."

Me : " Huh? why?"

Chan Ye : " Yalar.. your grandpa's car already yellow
in colour, Digi only need to paste their advertisement on it. And plus he'll get
paid."

Me :" Ya hor. Good idea." =)

LOL.

Okay la. condition quite bad. Look at Jolene trying vainly to open up the door. so hard to open.

I finally come to a conclusion.Only skillful people like my grandpa can open it. hehe. =p

Me had fun! Lets do it again! And oh oh! We haven't ate our satay celup yet.. joms joms Jolene.. lets go next time!!!!
Much thanks to JOLENE and CHAN YE.



Loved at 8:00 AM

♥ Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Gay Laughter.


It is pouring heavily out there.
And I'm all packed. Waiting for the time to come.
Will be away for a couple of days.
Gonna go for a short vacation for a few days at Melaka with Jolene.

The girl is going to start college soon so we planned to spend a lil more quality time together or rather enjoy life before her life turns into a complete miserable one with assignments pile up sky high. *giggles*
Chan Ye will be coming to Malacca to meet up with me from Johor! Yay! Long since I last saw him.. Miss him yah! =] Wonder if he is still as bald as he used to look like in NS camp? Oh maybe he grew more lengzai-er-er already? hurmssss.. * scratches head and wonder*
Okay. Gotta run~! Almost time..Toodles..
*cheersss*




Loved at 5:01 PM

♥ Monday, May 7, 2007
Ass cab driver.

I had the worst day of my whole freaking entire life man!
No shit.
I woke up at 1 o'clock in the afternoon after feeling a burning hot sensation all over my body.
I opened my eyes and found myself sleeping on the couch beside the window. Hmm.. that explains where the heat came from..
After munching on some apples.. suddenly the phone rang and Stephanie wanted me to accompany her to Sungei Wang and I said yes without second thoughts.

Stepahine came by cab to pick me up from my place.
Bloody cab fella giler take advantage. He charged us double the amount for some stupid crap reason which I didn't bother listening. ASS. As usual.. I was bitching after I got off the cab.
" Siao meh. why so expensive wan.. last time I sit oso not so expensive. ma hai.. tiu kui lou mou la.."
Yes. I very the not happy.

The weather was so hot I felt as if I was melting like a chocolate.
While walking into this oh-so-pink shop I spotted a top and I thought it was nice. Guess what? I did something stupid. Ask me like what? LIKE BUYING IT la! I still feel stupid for buyingi t man.. The moment I stepped out of the shop
"eh.. why did I buy it for?"
" exactly.. isnt it a bit too small for you?"
"Yealor.. crap la..ish.."

Then we walk walk walk. talk talk talk.. eat eat eat.. shop shop shop..
I saw this tinny winny skirt. I think my dad would skin me alive and slaughter me even before I could step out of the house with this skirt.
But oh fuck it.. I still bought it anyway. =p hehe..

Okay. So it was late and we took a cab back. Another fucking cab fella.
" Nak pergi Taman Melati."
" Mane itu tempat?"
"dekat wangsa maju."

He said okay and we got in. THE CONDITION OF THE CAB TERRIBLE. IT WAS HOT-COND instead of air-cond. I think my grandpa's old junk car feels better than that. while driving halfway.. suddenly that bugger said..
" 15 ringgit boleh?"
"15!!?? tak nak. saye nak gune meter.."
I immidiately told him off and attempted to open the door but that smart ass fella kept driving so that I cant get off..
" okok.. brapa kamu mau?"
"10 ringgit."
" kita cari makan la kak.. 13 ringgit. last la."
" tak payah la.. saye takde duit."
"okok.. 12 riggit ok?"
And my smart ass friend immidiately agreed..*rolls eyes* I would have bargain more man!
The journey was so bumpy I felt as if I was a cowboy riding on my pony. =.=" His driving was so reckless.. I could sue him man.

And when we were almost reaching our destination.. suddenly that bugger changed his mind..
" 14 ringgit ye?"
"eh ape nih? 12 riggit la kan!"
" Kite cari makan la kak." ( ewah ewah. banyak lawa muke.. can call me kak summo.. hello.. im just 17 ok! And hello? is that the only pickup line you have? what the fuck do i care? You said 12 bux earlier.)
"TADI CAKAP 12 RINGGIT??!!"
okay.. im raising my voice. Im so not happy.
" saye tak tau tempat ini jauh sangat."
"abis tuh kenape tadi cakap 12? Gune je la meter kalo tak tau jauh ke tak."
He was making me feel annoyed as my tone of voice changed.

" Tapi selaluneyr jauh nih saya charge 15 ringgit."
" Selalu saye naik baru 10 ringgit je."

then there was a complete silent.

"Saye baru datang tempat nih miggu lepas. Gune meter saya charge dier 13 ringgit."
" eh.. tak mungkin.. saye naik sampai sini paling banyak pon 11 ringgit!"
"ahak! tadi kamu cakap 10 ringgit sekarang 11 ringgit, Kamu tipu saye!"
FUCK. I SO FEEL LIKE SLAPPING HIM. SAYING THAT I TIPU HIM? FUCK HIM LA.

" BETUL LA. saye tak tipu!!! 10 ringgit 50 sen.. dah dekat 11 ringgit kan? Takkan itu pun salah?!! Kalo beli barang harga nye 19.90 same jugak la 20 ringgit kan? Takkan 19 ringgit pulak? Betol tak?!!!"

He immidiately shaddap.
ASS HOLE. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART IZZIT? I CAN SUE HIM MAN.
I told him Im paying 12 bux no matter what.

"LAIN KALI JANGAN LA CAKAP 12 RINGGIT BILE ORANG TANYE. KALO CAKAP DARI AWAL NAK LEBIH SAYE AWAL AWAL LAGI DAH TURUN LA. GUNE LA METER LAIN KALI."

I screamed and slammed the car door before getting off.
Tiu. He completely ruined my mood.
fuck him la. not my fault la right? I wasn't trying to be rude. He gave a 12 bucks deal and tried to cheat me by not using the meter. too bad for him. I don't give in to rude people like him.

Shit weh. I should have copied down his car plate number and complaint bout him.. and sue him for reckless driving and for being so rude and trying cheat an underage girl and not using the meter fee.


Loved at 9:50 AM

♥ Saturday, May 5, 2007
pictures


Me. Yes. Me. Camwhoring after an outing.

Sam and Nayar. Dont ask.

At sunway lagoon. During the class trip last year.

ahhhhh.. a view from my desk during my SPM last year. ='(

Okay. Can someone explain to me what is going on in this picture? Sorry Adeline. I was so bored I went through your photos and found this picture. NOW EXPLAIN BEFORE I COOK UP A STORY AND TELL MOMMY =p


Mine. Yes. Mine. I drew it because I was too bored. So not neat. In other words. FUGLY.









Loved at 6:24 PM