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Michelle is the name.In short, MITCH.
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♥ Tuesday, November 27, 2007

You have no freaking idea how much trouble Manda went through to get back my favorite blogskin after I accidentally ter-fucked it up.
*blush*
Aiyorrrr... I'm daym noob when it comes to all this Html shits la. I thought.. aiyor. gone case adi la.. will never get to see back my LOVELY BLOGSKIN.. until I got home from college and went to my blog page... and tadaaaaaaa.. MY BEAUTIPULLLL blogskin AGAIN!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE MANDA SO MUCH!!!!


I shouted so loud that mommie and lil brat turned and gave me a cock stare.. woppsieee.. kenot control la the happiness..

So I quickly picked up my phone and texted her a message.
OMG manda!! You got back what I wanted!Gosh I love yo so so so freaking
much! Thanks so much! Muacks muacks!

the reply,
Haha.Welcome, u dun ruin ur life cus of a guy can dy. hehe.

okay... that was daym random right? Ignoring the random reply I texted back,
Lol.. I wun.. Really.. Thanks! Belanja u mamak on monday! Promise! :)

and the reply,
No need la. SWT! U think belanja me makan MAMAK then return budi? haha.
eyes also drop out. come back find till now.swt

I was just trying to be nice by repaying her hard effort and this was the sarcastic reply I got back.. fine lar fine lar.. people so nice wanna belanja but she dowan worrr..
So I've decided to POST HER BEAUTIFUL PICTURE to thank her favor!

THANK YOU MANDA! LURVE YOU!
xoxoxoxoxoxox




Just got home after having tea with Juney.
Gotta get ready soon to go out dinner with Ash ! The bugger is coming to fetch me in a bit!
*love!


Loved at 2:50 AM

♥ Thursday, November 22, 2007
Guys and noobs ryhms.

After college, Eu Shen and I went over to Bangsar Village to have our extra class for accounting.
While in the car, I suddenly received a phone call from the bf.
' Eh dear.. I'm in a BIG CRISIS here!! Need help! '
' Har??!! what happened?'


He sounded quite tense and thus making me worried too. He sounded as if someone died after chocking on grape seed!!

'VERY VERY BIG CRISIS LEH!'
' Ok ok.. tell me what happen first
can?'
' erk.. how to cook rice ah? '
' .......... '


-.-"

Walao.Zha dou. Don't know how to cook rice very big crisis.. It is as important as Osama trying to bomb down KLCC. And here I was living in my own fairytale land thinking every Dick,Tom and Harry knows how to cook rice. Sigh.

And and!!
I've got a big important official announcement to make.

I

MY ADORABLE PRETTY PINK NAILS!!!

I was all excited and told the bf about it on MSN.

'Painting my nails lor..'
' U painting black too? '
' Nope. Pink. wanna see?'
' wan wan'

So I turned on the web cam and proudly show it off . Like this ...


' So where is the nails?'
*shows it*
' aieyerr ugly fugly errrrr.'
' Its fucking nice ok!!!!'
' You just wasted 2 minutes of my life looking at
it.'
'............................................................'

-.-

Tiu. Fucking nice ok!!!
Guys got no taste wan larrrrrr... They know nothing about fashion. NOOBS NOOBS NOOBS NOOBS!!!!!!



Loved at 2:23 AM

♥ Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Must be the PMS.

Mocks mocks mocks... and guess whats next?
................EVEN MORE MOCKS!
So many mock exams coming up I think it is going to bury me alive.
R.I.P Mitch. You shall dine in hell.. *muahahhahah*
Yikes. I can literally hear those voices in my head!!!
[[ P/s: irrelevant pictures - Dinner with my high school friends. ]]


I'm disgusted by my own smile. As if I'm trying hard to act cute. NOOoooOOooOoooOoo.... I swear! I swear! Trust me I didn't do it on purpose!!! -.-"




Life is real boring sometimes..
Sometimes I hate to greet people on MSN..We practically have nothing to say even when we've not met that person for a million century!

Conversation will usually start off like this...

Hi.
Hey!
Long time no chat!
Yea. How are you?
Fine. You?
Good..
hows life?
Great.
Yours?
Same old.
Wassup?
Nothing much.You?
The ceilling and fan. ( ha-ha.. So funny even my toes are laughing *roll eyes*)


end of story. LAME-oOoooOooo

The possible answers when the question " How are you?" pops out are...
  1. I'm good.
  2. I'm fine.
  3. I'm great.
  4. same old. (annoying idiot)
  5. still alive.. ( abit the durh right?. sohai-ness beyond god light sial)
And how on fucking GAY ASS LIFE can your life be the same old? Don't tell me you wear the exact same cloths you wore yesterday, ate the same food as yesterday and shitted the exact same colour shit as yesterday?
Impossible larh!!
At least tell me something new larh!! Say may be your neighbour's cat just gave birth to a puppy or something for fuck's sake!
C'mon..Go get a life ok.


I've been throwing my temper at everyone.
Must be the PMS.
dammit. fug PMS.


Loved at 12:38 AM

♥ Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Get me a star and I'll marry you.

Wheeeeee. I have no freaking idea how on god's freaking polluted oh-not-so-green earth these people actually find the time to blog? Honestly.. I'm too lazy to blog. Call me a pig. I'll fuck you inside out.

Anyway.. it is 3.10 am and I'm editing my pictures and fortunately it all turned out with alot of stars all over it.
All thanks to this random guy who wore this pretty lil shirt fully with stars!!!! *heart* His shirt was like oh-mah-gawd-eww-so-gay but me like it!!! <3

Lets get down with business and blog about my boring day. Ngeh.
I literally jumped out of bed when daddy came banging on my door and I screamed back telling him that my class starts at 2 o'clock which, obviously was a tiny micro lie so that I could skip my econs mock test. =p

After I got out of bed I took my own sweet time as if I had all the time in the world, opened a packet of hot yummy nasik lemak and whacked it while chatting with YK online.
Suddenly...that bugger had to potong stim and tell me that we don't have test today. -.-
Which means I HAVE TO ATTEND THE GOD DAYM CLASS LARH!
*Panic attack*
I hurriedly and ganas-ly stuffed the whole packet of nasik lemak down my throat and ran to call Omar up so that he can fetch me along to college.

And Omar who was being the typical guy was checking out girls while he was driving and spotted this 'chick' who was waiting for a public transport.

'eh do you think she is hot?' *pointed at the chick*
'urmmm.. okay larrrr' *muke tak layan*
'Don't you think she is hot?!'
' Nah.. not really.. just a typical girl. everyone can look like
that.'
' Then who do you think is hot?'
'Oh!!! Shakira is hot!!!!'
'Yup! she is hot!'
'uhuh.. who else do you think is hot?'
'urm.. Shakira.. you..'
'ME?!!!'

O.o
heh?
Okay. You can start laughing out loud now. Roll on the floor if u need to.
I was so shocked I could almost feel my eyeballs popped out my sockets. But luckily it didn't.. phewwww..
Saying me hot is like saying Sir Elton John is not gay. IMPOSSIBLE.
God dammit! He is fucking gay ok!! God knows what he has been shoving in to other dude's ass man!

*yikes*
Now you can scream for your life!
Omar better change his mind after seeing this picture man.

And the rest of the day was like the normal usual. Except that I had to go over to Bangsar with Eu Shen for our extra class for accounting. =)
*cheeerrrssss*


Loved at 10:48 AM