I just got back from Pavilion with the BF.
PARKING WAS BLOODY FUCKING EXPENSIVE.. burnt a hole in my pocket man.. somebody please kill meeeeeeee....
anyway.. I was going through The Star online to check out articles about my uncle's death. Quite tragic. I was shocked to find out the sudden death. =(
"Celebrated cardiologist killed in mishap--Datuk Dr Nik
Zainal Abidin Abdul Rahman who set up the first fully equipped cardiac
catheterisation laboratory."
okayyy.. I didn't know he was THAT OF A BIG DEAL. seriously. He is so humble and down to earth. My deepest condolence to Uncle Nik's family.
Uncle Nik and his family.
SUDDENLY.....
jeng jeng jeng....*drum rolls*
something caught my eyes. The headline.
Singaporeans blur on sex.
Wahliao weh. So kiasu but their stupidity is beyond god light man!
Its urology senior consultant Dr Lin Fa Cai said he once treated a woman who was married for 10 years and supposedly had sex more than 1,000 times, but was still a virgin. Dr Lin said the husband, who had a doctorate degree, and his wife, who complained of being unable to conceive, sought help at the hospital.
“The couple told me they had sex about three times a week but when I examined
the wife, her hymen was still intact.
“He had a doctorate degree
but zero knowledge on sex,” he said.
okayyyyyyy..So there are two possibilities.. It is either the dude has a dick which is too tinnie winny mini-fying mirco short to even reach the hymen or..this dude here been fucking the god damn asshole for a zillion times for the past 10 years and still didn't know it was wrong?
awwww.. poor kid. a bit the sad case lorh hor?? And the best part is... HE OWNS A DOCTORATE DEGREE!!
Seee.. study so hard also no use. Become doctor also useless.. So much for being so kiasu..
Moral of the story:
A doctorate degree doesn't teach you how to have sex and it doesn't mean you are smart. Go watch more porn. might help. =p
P/s/s/s/s : To all Malaysian dudes out there. Don't worry. Mishaps like this only happens to Singaporeans. It is scientifically proven there is nothing to worry about. And all Malaysian girls can start smiling again. =p
