It was after college and I ran to the wash room because I was having a terrible cough. Oh you know.. those nonstop cough where you keep coughing and coughing yet struggling to breath until your eyes get all watery and teary.
I coughed so hard that I almost vomited. And suddenly my classmate Amanda came running into the toilet screaming..

Michelle, are you in there? Are you ok?
Yea. I'm fine.. Just a terrible cough. I almost vomited.
Harrrr?? How come? Pregnant is it? *worried stare*
0.O
Noooooo!!! Just a cough only wut.. choi.. wun get pregnant wan larh!!

walao.. since when cough can get pregnant wan?! *touch wood* hahaha..
and oh oh! My class is full of cute innocent people.. When ever we all get together and talk we'll always end up in a sex topic. and I mean EVERY TIME. And surprisingly they can come up with fantastic ideas.

S: Oh you know, when you have sex.. the guy is suppose to break the wall right?
Me: Oh.. you mean hymen izzit? =.="
S: ah.. yaya.. wall oso larh.. and the girl will bleed.
Z: eiyerrrrr.. how much blood?
V: Like two full bottles of chillie sauce!!
Z: Serious??!! so muchh.. harrr.. I'm so scared..
Me: Wtf.. where go so much blood wan?!!! You'll die of lack of blood ok! Don't know dont simply say.
Z: Eiyyeeerrr.. then it would be very messy right?
S: yeap.. you have to change the bed sheets and all..
Z: So troublesome..
I: Eh.. Can we do it on the floor?
Me: Huh? why?
I: Less troublesome.. no need to change bed sheet.. can just wipe off.. more convenient..

=.="