♥ Saturday, September 29, 2007
I tried to give birth.
I had a gawd daym nightmare last night!!
Sumpah freaky.. *yikes*
I dreamt that I was freaking pregnant!
Freaking freaky. Even Celine was in my freaky dream and she was freaking pregnant!
I was almost going to due when we were all lepaking at some mamak stall.
Then suddenly my water bag burst and I shouted, " oh shit! My water bag burst I think I'm going to give birth now!!"
Everyone (I dont even remember who they were!) then rushed me to the hospital which was few steps away from the mamak stall. Stupid. It doesn't even make sense can onot?!
And guess what?
I bumped into Celine and she was about to give birth too!!!
And the best part was the hospital was FREAKING OPEN AIR!!! *rolls eye*
Yes, We had to give birth in tents. -.-' *shhesshhh*
I remembered the nurse kept telling me to push! PUSH!
I couldn't feel any pain though so I've decided to ask her.
' Push? how to push?'
'JUST PUSH LA!' she shouted at me.
-.-
Right.. 'Just shut up and PUSH bitch.'
I told myself.
But no matter how much I pushed the baby just wouldn't come out.
*like durh. Its just a dream. what you expect,Bitch?*
I kept pushing and pushing.. No pain. No babi. oh I meant Baby.
After a while I saw Celine being push out and she was carrying her baby and was allowed to go home. SHE CAN FUCKING WALK ALREADY while I was still pathetically trying to deliver.
After trying in vain for half an hour.(that is what the nurse told me). I think the baby died in me. It was still stuck in my womb. Since it didn't want to come out, I stood up, thank the nurse and walked home.
'hurmmss.. I'll just drop by the hospital again some other time and go for
an operation to take the dead baby out lar.'
I just FREAKING WALK OFF without giving a FREAKING DAMN!! -.-
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